What’s the funniest pick up lines either you heard or created? When I was a kid I thought the knock knock jokes were hilarious, so whenever I told one I just kept saying “knock knock who’s there”.
My son says “do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you”
I can sign “I lost my number, can I have yours?” In ASL
I once talked to a guy who bragged about getting a new bed. So I said “How about we go back to your place and test out that new bed of yours?”
… And it worked!
(That was way before I found out I was asexual)
Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you’re the bomb
Drop that zero, get with a hero!
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