- I won the Powerball lottery. How about planning how to spend it before I go public about it?
- My Mom let me go out and play today
- My private parts are bigger than Howard Stern’s
- Washington was our first President and that’s what’s in my wallet and I want to be first in your heart
- It’s lonely in the trailer park
- If you don’t pick me you’ll never know what love in the hood is like
- My curfew doesn’t end for two hours so let’s get going
- Wanna see my baseball collection?
- It’s like the Beatle’s song said, “All You Need Is Love” and that’s all I have
- Are you pregnant?
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- Get your coat, you’ve pulled.
“Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
I used to live in a navy town and once heard someone say this “My name is rape and I’m going to make you scream all night”
I think she called the police!
Are u from Ireland cuz my ■■■■■ is Dublin…
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hah I think I heard that before but that is especially hilarious right now
hm… pick up lines…
“Physics?”… that one actually kind of worked for me
hmmmmm…
I once bought a GF a halo shirt that said “Press and hold X to pick up.”
purdy flirty
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
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