Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

  1. I won the Powerball lottery. How about planning how to spend it before I go public about it?
  2. My Mom let me go out and play today
  3. My private parts are bigger than Howard Stern’s
  4. Washington was our first President and that’s what’s in my wallet and I want to be first in your heart
  5. It’s lonely in the trailer park
  6. If you don’t pick me you’ll never know what love in the hood is like
  7. My curfew doesn’t end for two hours so let’s get going
  8. Wanna see my baseball collection?
  9. It’s like the Beatle’s song said, “All You Need Is Love” and that’s all I have
  10. Are you pregnant?
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  1. Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

“Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

I used to live in a navy town and once heard someone say this “My name is rape and I’m going to make you scream all night”

I think she called the police!

Are u from Ireland cuz my ■■■■■ is Dublin…:alien:

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hah I think I heard that before but that is especially hilarious right now

hm… pick up lines…

“Physics?”… that one actually kind of worked for me

hmmmmm…

I once bought a GF a halo shirt that said “Press and hold X to pick up.”

purdy flirty

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

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