First date tips (wrong answers only)

Tell her you’re schizophrenic.

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Tell her you only have time for a quick dinner because your mom says you have to be home by 9:00 pm.

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Whenever they say “I want your babies” run far away.

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Hi. I’m Paul and I’m paranoid schizophrenic and a depressive and on disability. I also live with my father and I’m 53!~ :slight_smile:

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Actually, Nick, I’ve heard women complain this had already happened to them in earlier dates.

In my case, I wanted to go on a date a kindergarten teacher. Before that we talked on the phone a couple times, she asked where I lived. Since the apartment was on my parents’s name, not mine, I said “in our flat”. She giggled and added I sounded silly. The date never happened.

Tell them the best possible scenario is that this is love at first sight, and we are meant to be together, and soul mates from previous lives who are meeting again today for yet another time in eternity, and that you will resume being completely in love with eachother forever immediately.

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You can do what I did and tell your date you want to live together.

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Two kisses on the cheek is common etiquette here :sweat_smile:

@ThePoet bro you need to swallow the mucus after coughing…

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Sniff her closely with a big inhilation, then say ‘You smell purdy!’

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Be yourself (schizophrenic or bipolar)

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Tell em you brought your paddle and it time for a spanking

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And then you give them another paddle and a ping pong ball.

:smile::flushed::flushed::flushed:

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Tell tasteless jokes

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Farting to assert dominance is KEY.

:peach::dash:

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Ask them “If they Rub the Lotion on the Skin”.

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Lol and they say “yes yes turn over please” :sweat_smile:

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100% you must dominate this area

:man_mage:

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Take a 30 minute poop break mid dinner and text her from the bathroom that you forgot your wallet. If she’s still there she’s a keeper :wink:

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I would tell my date that I’m a stud. Then I would tell her that I have the STD and all I need is U.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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