First date tips (wrong answers only)

I guess I would start singing this song :heart_eyes:

Tell her to hurry through dinner so we can get to the happy ending early.

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Tell her that you are very much in love and want to get married and have kids…

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Yes. I would add, for extra charm, the exact number and gender of each child. :blush:

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Tell your date how crazy your family is … when he did that I did the reveal. Never saw him again.

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Tell the truth people

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you look thirsty
for margaritas

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Talk exclusively about Joe Rogan and his podcast.

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Wear puka shell necklace. Talk about how cool you were in high school.

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Fwaar! You’re very good looking! You remind me of my sister.

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Lying about your job :sweat_smile::grimacing::drum:

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Pretend you’re really more awesome than you are lol.

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Go to the movies and play the whats in the bottom of popcorn bag game. :smirk:

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If you’re a lady ask him how much he makes :money_mouth_face:

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“I’m glad you really enjoyed your dinner. Now it’s time for you to meet mother. I just got through embalming her last night.”

Grins.

:grimacing:

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Ask what’s the story of Adam’s Apple’s

Tell them that your obsessed with world war 2. (I disclosed this later in the relationship in my case so she’s trapped now) (i actually dont get it, but apparently its a big red flag for some chicks)

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“We will eat at this fancy restaurant. And runaway without paying for it.”

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Act very excited and talk loud to get attention from her. And if she touches stay away or say don’t do that it’s our first date.

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