I Thought My Ass Was a One Slice Toaster

Whenever mother scolded me, I expected a piece of toast to pop out of my ass.

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I drank pee once but I fell short of eating the product of my ass.

@chordy Omg!

What.

I have an embarrassing story but I’m not prepared to tell that one on here haha.

Lol that thread post made me lol out loud @anon39054230

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You mean it’s not?

Sounds like an infomercial for Avon.

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What in the hell does this mean ?!

You got me. I just type letters on my keyboard and hope they make sense.

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At least you can type them.

My fatass is lucky my thumbs can hit the corresponding letters on the keypad.

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