Feeling flattered. Who, me?

I was out and about today. I keep running into cute women my age and they look at me and I feel good. But in reality, I have no idea what they are thinking or what they think of me. So I jump to conclusions and assume and hope they find something about me they like. I try to use my schizophrenic power of mind reading but I am not always successful.

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Mate. Feel your pain. You’d think that my propensity for finding hidden messages in television broadcasts should have provided the numbers to win lotto by now. Sadly after two decades of trying it has escaped me! :slight_smile:

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I have the perfect solution for easing your apprehension. You need a kitty cat. Or a puppy. Somehow petting something soft and furry helps my thoughts. Just an idea.

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Uhhh, I’m not even going to go there.

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Aw @77nick77, you don’t give yourself enough credit.
I think you’re a decent guy and funny too, bet those girls would think so also.

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When I was about 30 a woman passerby stopped me in the street and said ‘Hi fine thing’.

I used to look a bit like Tony Curtis in his roll in the hay day.

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I was giving a female roommate a ride quite a few years ago and I was wearing my Ray-Bans and she told me I looked like Tom Cruise. It took me 5 seconds to pick a honeymoon spot, name our three kids, and decide to go to my families house for Thanksgiving rather than hers.

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@77nick77 Slow down home slice. Girl like ya. Just slow your self down abit and one will stay on your arm forever.

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Lol, cool advice. It dawned on a couple of women at work who I’ve liked for awhile that I think they’re cute and that I think their nice. I thought it was obvious all along but I just saw the look of recognition just a couple of weeks ago come over their face. They both gave me big smiles and it made them happy. They’re both married and I only see them kind of briefly during the week but we exchange small talk. I know more about women than I let on. And I would never try to get anywhere with a married woman.

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