Fake Forum News: Nightly roundup

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Chaos in the Streets as Forum Citizens Protest For Religious Discussion Freedom
Fourteen injured, hundreds arrested in fourth day of protesting
Seven of the protesters claimed to be God

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Mod Title War Comes to Cease Fire
Hours of tension as @Minnii takes power nap
Truce agreement grows awkward as participants look around to see who farted

@EyeofRa becomes first poster in last three months to support unusual belief with any actual evidence
Just fourth time in forum history

RUMOR: Is @szadmin Ron Jeremy?
Facial recognition experts baffled by seeming similarity

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@Moonbeam keeps blaming it on her dogs.

Yes, that horrible moment when people realize that AI can now identify people by their back hair.

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I sometimes think I am the only person in existence in ALL of that IS. And that I have created this elaborate universe to keep myself company. It usually goes downhill from there.

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Seven of the protesters claimed to be God

I laughed so hard at that line, thanks I needed that.

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I like the fake forum news. Keep em coming!

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So funny :smile:

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This is awesome.

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@Patrick is one with the beard riding the motorbike :metal: :top:

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I thought his wife was his beard.

(Heeheehee.)

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He hides his wife under his dress and thats her hair. :flushed:

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Unreliable sources have reported that members have been posting replies early morning, while only wearing their underwear :open_mouth:

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Cracking up here at my desk! Thanks for the laughs!

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This is so funny!

And thank you for the text line :wink:

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