!@#$ evolution

No this is not religious at all.

I’m just saying ■■■■ evolution because our tails fell off a long time ago.

I wouldn’t mind having a tail that’s all.

Most things said about evolution are religious but my argument against evolution is that it ■■■■■■ us.

Where are my ■■■■■■■ wings? Where is my ■■■■■■■ tail? Cheetahs have super speed, guerillas have super strength, owls see in the ■■■■■■■ dark.

■■■■ evolution you know what i’m saying? Evolution ■■■■■■ all of us. I don’t even get goddamn stripes from this ■■■■■■■■.

Even a household cat has ■■■■■■■ retractable claws and ■■■■, where the ■■■■ is that ■■■■ evolution? You ever see one of those just run up an entire tree in one second, ■■■■ evolution.

jellyfish are ■■■■■■■ immortal, ■■■■ evolution, why the ■■■■ is the jellyfish ■■■■■■■ immortal?!

True, not true, don’t give it ■■■■ anymore, because it ■■■■■■ us. Evolution gave ■■■■■■■ jellyfish immortality! Not you! Wtf is that ■■■■?!

Check out the chameleon for ■■■■’s sake, look at that awesome ■■■■, changes colors so he can hide all of the time. What did it give you?

One of them can ■■■■■■■ regrow ■■■■■■■ severed ■■■■■■■ limbs. It just grows it back.

■■■■ evolution.

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Well at least we can say ■■■■ evolution. Don’t think any animals sit around thinking ■■■■ evolution.

Well @pansdisease. You have opposable thumbs. That should count for something. :smile:

I wouldn’t mind having iriridescent colors like a hummingbird. :slight_smile:


The colors are fine yeah, but look at that ■■■■ with their wings. Two thousand beats per second or some ■■■■ and they have the agility of a ■■■■■■■ ninja while in the air, super powers.

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Yeah, hummingbirds are ninjas when they sleep too. During night-time torpor, their body temp drops, their heart and breathing rates slow way down, and they lose about 10% of their body mass each night.

Could be trying to tell us something with that.

Sounds familiar what you just said.

All of our little messengers all around us, thank you.

This evolution


Well, monkeys can’t hitchhike, so that’s one advantage we have in our evolution.

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fancy city monkeys hitch hike… one ape can tell you what her favorite movie is with a magic talking robot arm…