!@#$ evolution

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No this is not religious at all.

I’m just saying ■■■■ evolution because our tails fell off a long time ago.

I wouldn’t mind having a tail that’s all.

Most things said about evolution are religious but my argument against evolution is that it ■■■■■■ us.

Where are my ■■■■■■■ wings? Where is my ■■■■■■■ tail? Cheetahs have super speed, guerillas have super strength, owls see in the ■■■■■■■ dark.

■■■■ evolution you know what i’m saying? Evolution ■■■■■■ all of us. I don’t even get goddamn stripes from this ■■■■■■■■.

Even a household cat has ■■■■■■■ retractable claws and ■■■■, where the ■■■■ is that ■■■■ evolution? You ever see one of those just run up an entire tree in one second, ■■■■ evolution.

jellyfish are ■■■■■■■ immortal, ■■■■ evolution, why the ■■■■ is the jellyfish ■■■■■■■ immortal?!

True, not true, don’t give it ■■■■ anymore, because it ■■■■■■ us. Evolution gave ■■■■■■■ jellyfish immortality! Not you! Wtf is that ■■■■?!

Check out the chameleon for ■■■■’s sake, look at that awesome ■■■■, changes colors so he can hide all of the time. What did it give you?

One of them can ■■■■■■■ regrow ■■■■■■■ severed ■■■■■■■ limbs. It just grows it back.

■■■■ evolution.

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Well at least we can say ■■■■ evolution. Don’t think any animals sit around thinking ■■■■ evolution.

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Well @pansdisease. You have opposable thumbs. That should count for something. :smile:

I wouldn’t mind having iriridescent colors like a hummingbird. :slight_smile:

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The colors are fine yeah, but look at that ■■■■ with their wings. Two thousand beats per second or some ■■■■ and they have the agility of a ■■■■■■■ ninja while in the air, super powers.

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Yeah, hummingbirds are ninjas when they sleep too. During night-time torpor, their body temp drops, their heart and breathing rates slow way down, and they lose about 10% of their body mass each night.

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Could be trying to tell us something with that.

Sounds familiar what you just said.

All of our little messengers all around us, thank you.

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This evolution

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Well, monkeys can’t hitchhike, so that’s one advantage we have in our evolution.

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fancy city monkeys hitch hike… one ape can tell you what her favorite movie is with a magic talking robot arm…