I’ve been wondering this for several years.
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It’s true. Lady dwarves have luxurious full beards, too.
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Why you hatin’ on @Minnii?
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She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not…
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I braid her beard and she styles my foot hair. No hate here 
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Hairy hobbit feet slippers
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Hobbits are a mythical creature that jrr Tolkien created, I may be wrong though
I’m currently saving up my excess chest, back, nose, and ear hairs. Gonna use them to stuff pillows made from old undies and then I’m selling them on eBay. Gonna be rich! (Yes, I finally solved the Gnome/underpants biz model. Genius.)
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Wow, cool. That sounds kind of kinky. I can get on board with that.
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