Did Jesus turn the water into wine...?

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Jesus also said, “blessed are the poor in spirit”…I feel I’m that way.

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spicy… but… uh… yeah… “Toke”… think i get it… lol :smiley:

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the maan knows ‘’’’’‘everythning’’’ there is too know

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“poor in spirit”… like jaded or like being an a**hole?

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not trying to offend. I think about Jesus all the time is all and thought I’d share.

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poor in holiness and comfort from the holy spirit.

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Jesus was pleasing his mother’s wishes by turning the water into wine. He said, “woman, it is not My time to be doing these things” but He did it anyways.

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if directed at me, i dont get offended… i want moar though, and i mean that sincerely… like, i’ve kinda figured that, if you’d want a person to imatate/role-model, i’d wanna be more like “the lord”/or whatever… dr. jesus than like, say, david beckham or sumthin… and i dont smoke weed, just to clear that up… devils weed in my mind, lol, no pun intended either, lol diggidy lol.

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but im more like the… jesus in theory (in my person) than the doer part of him … mainly because i lead a very non-jesus-like-life…smoking drinking and fantasizing about doing nasty things to women (who are just as nasty minded as me, mind you). stuff…and i have no idea, really…

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You can still live a christian life if you think Jesus is your Savior, you see with understanding that God loves you no matter what you do sexually or party with.

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sure he even walked on water

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It is said that his wine was better that the finished wine. Maybe he turned the water into champagne.

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I look forward to tasting exactly what Heaven’s wine tastes like. I"m sure Jesus has a brewery of wine in Heaven. I’m not kidding.

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sure he rose after being dead

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it’s all just a matter of either having faith or not.

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now, that just saved my soul… but.,.

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or strawberry vodka?

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@jukebox, this guy is just baiting you.

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thanks @Malvok I don’t mind. I got my happy place going on and nobody can bring me down today. I love you Malvok.

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I was thinking 5th Avenue Cold Duck but a Smirnoff spin or strawberry flavor will do just fine…I like cranberry flavour as well

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