I’ve been destroyed so many times it doesn’t matter anymore. I’ve failed and gave up a million times only to rise back up.
Wait a minute. That sounds suspiciously like Jesus. Maybe I’m Jesus, “The indestructible janitor.”
Coming soon to a theater near you in Dolby stereo.
I believe you are joking and if so it was rather funny. But there is always my cardinal rule. Anytime I find myself asking ‘Am I Jesus’ I might need to consider talking to a doctor.
Lol, yeah I was joking. It’s actually my doctor who thinks he’s Jesus and charges me $500 for him to turn water into wine.
Your doctor gives you wine? 
It might be a neat trick at parties but he doesn’t sound that responsible. 
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