What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

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#1

Do you smell carrots? :snowman:

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#2

“Cover up. Your snowballs are showing.”

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#3

snowman A: "why did you leave them?"
snowman B: “because I’m cold.”

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#4

“Sorry, I can’t see you very well, Barney, I have a little dirt or coal in my eye or something and it’s making them water”.

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#5

Snowman A: Knock Knock
Snowman B: who’s there
Snowman A: No kids are throwing snowballs at me please halp.

… I tried.

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#6

Snowman A: I lost 10 lbs!
Snowman B: Big deal, it’s probably just water weight.

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#7

Ha! @Moonbeam wins again! She’s unstoppable.

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#8

“Where are all the snow women, man? I’m lonely but you never hear about them”.

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#9

“Smells like carrots.”

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#10

‘‘AAAAH! a talking snowman!’’

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#11

“You cold-hearted ba*tard. Oh wait, I’m one too”.

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#12

First Snowman: “You cold-hearted ba*tard”.
Second snowman: “Well, duh.”

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#13

You’re keeping me entertained here, late at night in Europe land @77nick77 :smile:

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#14

Well, good @everhopeful! I’m glad.

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#15

That reminds me of the time we 4th graders were out to recess and made a snowlady of our teacher and she got very upset and threatened to make us right an essay. It seems we gave her a huge bosom. lol

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#16

She should have been flattered.

#17

People have changed a lot since the 50’s. Todays teachers would probably get a good laugh out of it.

#18

And then sleep with the boys who made it, lol.

#19

Oh, the girls were in on making it, too.

#20

Well, its 2016. The teacher would sleep with them too.

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