Do you smell carrots?
“Cover up. Your snowballs are showing.”
snowman A: "why did you leave them?"
snowman B: “because I’m cold.”
“Sorry, I can’t see you very well, Barney, I have a little dirt or coal in my eye or something and it’s making them water”.
Snowman A: Knock Knock
Snowman B: who’s there
Snowman A: No kids are throwing snowballs at me please halp.
… I tried.
Snowman A: I lost 10 lbs!
Snowman B: Big deal, it’s probably just water weight.
Ha! @Moonbeam wins again! She’s unstoppable.
“Where are all the snow women, man? I’m lonely but you never hear about them”.
“Smells like carrots.”
‘‘AAAAH! a talking snowman!’’
“You cold-hearted ba*tard. Oh wait, I’m one too”.
First Snowman: “You cold-hearted ba*tard”.
Second snowman: “Well, duh.”
You’re keeping me entertained here, late at night in Europe land @77nick77
Well, good @everhopeful! I’m glad.
That reminds me of the time we 4th graders were out to recess and made a snowlady of our teacher and she got very upset and threatened to make us right an essay. It seems we gave her a huge bosom. lol
She should have been flattered.
People have changed a lot since the 50’s. Todays teachers would probably get a good laugh out of it.
And then sleep with the boys who made it, lol.
Oh, the girls were in on making it, too.
Well, its 2016. The teacher would sleep with them too.