Bipolar jokes?

Does anybody know some good psycho jokes (in a good way) ?

None that aren’t really offensive

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Top 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Might have Bipolar Disorder

  1. She is a natural blond AND still has an IQ of 140.
  2. She thinks PMS is for wimps.
  3. There are times in the year were she STOPS talking.
  4. She is the one in the Club dancing with glow sticks for hours without taking a break.
  5. She takes drugs to have a normal state instead of freaking out.
  6. One word – EXTREME
  7. Always interesting.
  8. DON’T PISS HER OFF.
  9. Never any problem with money, because she will have spent it all.

And the Number One Sign You Know Your Girl Friend is Bipolar.

  1. She is the most altruistic, sexually adventurous, interesting, moody, optimistic, smart, pessimistic, creative, caring, beautiful, sexy, hyper-sexual, loving person you will ever have the honor to meet.
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that god I am decent looking - for now.

My friend said all beautiful girls are crazy and I was relieved. :slight_smile:

When was the last time you slept?

is this a joke ? or directed at me ?

I get your manic I’m also sza so asking when you slept last.

Nah… I was at parties for a few days - and woke up so late today. want to spend time to sleep late cause I do not have a lot to do tomorrow. And if I wake up early, I start talking to myself all day long. Wednesday is my injection so just wanna spend time by then.

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It is 1:30 so if I go to bed later after shower - I’ll get up tomorrow around 9-10 and just have a slow day until my injection.

Thank you !

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Only this one :grinning:

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No bipolar jokes, but here’s a meme about being crispy :slight_smile:

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Yeah, but those are the GOOD ones.

:blush:

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I came across this one on Reddit the other day and it gave me a good laugh. Plus, it would fit for any mental illness, not just bipolar.

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Warning, swear words.

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Too bad I am out of likes!!!

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