Coming out of a Pool Hall one night, me and a friend went to his car and the keys wouldn’t work on the door. So we eventually had to rip off some of the siding of the car to try and wedge it down the window to try to pop the lock.
After several frustrating minutes I looked over and realized we had the wrong car! The car we wrecked was the exact same color and model of my friend’s car.
Needless to say we scampered into the correct vehicle and peeled out of there giggling like two little school girls! lol!
I was out and about doing errands, going in and out of different stores, and i got home and found a huge tear in the butt of my jeans…and i don’t wear underwear! I was mooning peeps all day long and didn’t realize it!
Decided to pull the naked run at the sports park after a night of partying. Friends took my clothes and went home, so i casually jogged home to the house free as a bird flapping in the wind.
Just a regular day in the neighbourhood, wont you be my neighbour?
Let some guy crash at my place for a few nights. One night I went to bed and woke up at around 2am and he and another guy were sitting on the staircase having a smoke surrounded by lots of loot they just acquired through some B&Es. Awkward silence. I cant remember what happened, but basically went back to bed. Woke up with just the one guy there around 5 am, and confronted him about stocking my house with stolen property and he came at me but didn’t attack. I left the house and walked to the police and turned him in. Rode back to the house with the police and he rode back with them to the station. I went insane a few weeks later and left that house.
I’ve had so many awkward moments especially when I was younger because I was a total idiot but something that happened recently was I was in the kitchen with my dad and stepmom and one of them said something with the word something in it so I said “A lil somethin’ somethin’” then I thought about what that meant and when I remembered I was embarrassed but they never said anything to me about it.
I have the same story but it wasn’t very funny. About 7 years ago I went to Walgreens at night. I parked, went in, bought my soda and came back out. I went out to my car and tried to unlock it. But it wasn’t my car. And the owner happened to come out and see me fumbling at his car with my keys. At first he was cool about when I explained it looked just like my car, then he starts acting like an as*hole. He said, “Why are you trying to break in my car?”
When I told him I was looking for my car he didn’t believe me. He thought I was a thief breaking into his car no matter how many times I told him my car was nearby. He said, “I don’t see your car anywhere.” And he starts getting really agitated and mad. He just kept getting madder and I was getting nervous. I finally found my car but I would have sworn that guy was going to start a fight. I got out of there fast and went home, feeling lucky I didn’t get in some huge fight.
I was on a date with a girl and we were sitting at a table waiting for something. I replied to a text my brother sent earlier, and I wrote “I’m on a date with a crazy lady, I’ll call you later”.
Well, turns out my text page with the girl was still up and I sent it to her by mistake!
A long time ago I was at the mall with a girlfriend and I parked in one of two parking lots, a lower one and a higher one — i forgot that i parked in front of Macy’s not the Jc Penny and could not find my car
So I threw a fit, angry as ever so I call the police and reported my car stolen and lit up a cigarette while pacing around trying to keep myself together
And by the entrance to the mall these 14 year old girls were sitting there making coughing sounds and being a real nuisance
So I screamed at them telling them cigs are the only thing that keeps me calm and blah blah blah my effin car was stolen
I was partying with this friend who happened to be a hooker. We ran out of money and dope so we drove ten minutes to the nearest ATM. We had been fooling around a little bit too and when I got out of the car to take money out I heard her shriek, “Your dick’s hanging out.” I looked down and sure enough she was right; I had forgotten to zip up my pants and I wasn’t wearing any underwear and I was flapping and bouncing in the wind. I thought it was funny but I stuffed it inside and zipped up. I always thought it was amusing that she was a hooker but she got embarrassed over something like that.
Just a regular day in the neighbourhood, wont you be my neighbour?
