British, the most alpha male you’ll ever meet 
No need for ID, security know me.
5"6, a six pack (of cookies) so I can beat anyone in a fight and protect you.
I am very sane and mentally stable so no need to worry about that!
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Hello, I did not know that you wanted to be my daddy but sure.
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Took the line right out of my mouth
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Hey were the same height. I bet I weigh like twice as much is you though 
Lol just kidding.
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Sure you can be a Dad. You can be my Dad
Hello my newly born son! Me and your mother, the holy spirit, are delighted to greet you!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I’m a strict dad!!!
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A bit young to be my dad 
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Time has frozen!
If time froze then you’d still be too young 
sounds ideal !!!
LOL’s who’s my daddy baby!
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You will have to find a Grandad then! 
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That is me and I say it is past your bed time!!
Finishing my blueberry protein shake then going to soak in the bath
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Grrrrr what am I going to do with you? 
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Man nothing more heterosexual and manly than a blueberry smoothie and a bath. I am 100% serious though!!! Lol.
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Especially with a lush bath bomb, bath glitter and some dissolvable petals 
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It’s a bottle of suds in the bath on occasion!
LMAO Lush lol… I have to get help each time I go in there for presents lol
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