A Violent Confrontation In New York

There was gunfire at a convenience store in Albany, New York this morning when a man tried to purchase 175,228,510 tickets in the Powerball lottery today. When the cashier refused to allow him to buy that many tickets two men came out of a double trailer semi truck and threatened to shoot him. Fortunately a 99 year old grandmother pulled a hand gun out of her purse and shot the two men. The man trying to make the purchase was peacefully arrested by the cops. In other news there was a bank failure due to a bad loan… (This will be the last story on this subject).