A rather odd and pointless confession

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I’m not a fan of obesity or overweight, but my odd secret is… I prefer men of a doughy physique. I like them well-nourished and cuddly-looking. You know, soft.

Aren’t you glad I shared that? :sweat_smile:

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Thanks for sharing. I’m a bit perturbed because I fit that description. Working hard to make myself unattractive to you. I can’t win.

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So the pillsbury dough boy. I could get into that.

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Hey, in Norway there’s a saying: “mere å ta i, mere å bli glad i”. It means “more to grab, more to like”

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Yah, he makes really good croissants and pie crusts.

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For some bizarre reason I like tall, slim, beautiful women with nice chests. Yeah, I know it’s weird but I’m screwed up.
My parents really did a number on me.

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Ngl he’s kinda cute. Don’t you just wanna squeeze those arms?

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Technically I qualify, if you cover my head with a paper bag

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When you poke him in the tummy he giggles. My hubby doesn’t do that.

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You need to poke him harder, or find his tickly spot.
You know those dimples some people have on their lower backs? Well they are suuuper tickly I’ve been told

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As Im getting older,I prefer to look at bigger girls (women),who wear their weight with style.
Once I saw my cashier in mall,dressed like true lady,I just said “Wow” …
Face of bigger girls is always brighter,and if you see beauty in women,not just sexual object,there is lot to see…

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Awww, don’t put yourself down. Just remember, you’re only human and I know that deep down inside: insert positive comment here:____________________

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insert generic thank you phrase

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I have always been attracted to Rubenesque women. But I’m much more of a leg man than chest. Call me crazy, we all have our thing

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Spirits are trying to communicate with me through my microwave… Too weird a confession? :rofl:

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I don’t know what Rubenesque means. My brain made it out to be an artstyle, so now I’m imagining some guy sheepishly looking through magazines with picasso portraits

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It is to do with art, an artist named Ruben’s who studied and painted only nude, full-bodied women. Just my type

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My first grade sweet heart had a little pot belly.

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Mine was a thin and gangly feller

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I brought mine home for lunch one day never thinking that his mother might miss him.