A Poem: Relationship

I’ve decided I want a relationship.
I just have to lose
A few pounds
And cure schizophrenia.

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Or just find another fat person with schizophrenia

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Hey! You’re right !!

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See? Magical things happen when we lower our standards

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I think a important strategy is to not wait until one is100% ready, for that day may never come.

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I think curing schizophrenia will be easier.

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Don’t you think a noble prize winner can get a date pretty easily??? You would think so right. ??

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Yeah, but who wants to date women who wear glasses and carry books?

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Lol actually glasses :nerd_face: On a woman is a major turn on. What are you thinking???

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Well, I doubt a Nobel Prize Winner is going to get a Pamela Anderson or a Sandra Bullock.

I don’t want a relationship anymore.

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Do they have Nobel Prizes for dating?

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John nash the only other schizophrenic Nobel prize winner before @77nick77 in the future well his wife in the movie was pretty freakin hot. Pretty sure she was a famous actress

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You don’t need to lower your standards to feel good about yourself. You just need Erotomania to think you have a chance with all these wonderful people. Reality only hits when you make your move or realize that no one else is. :joy:

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