Little plate,
You are so easy to clean,
Not like forgiving someone,
That’s difficult.
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I’m digging these things man…
they’re highly relatable…
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Second verse, csummers version:
(hope you don’t mind me being so presumptuous @everhopeful, many apologies, not trying to offend anyone, it’s just my story on the plate of my life. )
Little Plate,
You are piled high full of the Sh*t
it’s never what I wanted,
only what I get.
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Little plate,
They say if I use you
Then I will eat less.
They were wrong
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who was it who said they were on the fiber diet…?
was hilarious… whoever mentioned that.
Not me. I’m about to try fruitarianism which is apparently this subset of raw veganism where you basically just live on fresh fruit. I somehow talked my mother into letting me try it. If nothing else in 3 days I should be very uh cleaned out.
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Nope. You won’t get enough calories, unless you eat a truck load every day.
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yeah and fructose is crap…
Stick to lean meats and carbs… not sugars… just whole wheat products…
And take a multivitamin…
My advice to you as your self-imposed attorney
but yeah you have to eat 3000 calories of fruits a day for that to viable from what I’ve heard.
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Well I’m trying to lose some weight, this won’t be a permanent thing if it works out. And it honestly started with my mind going, “Wouldn’t it be cool to be a fruit bat?” so I already know this is going to be one of those experiences.
Have you got a smart phone? Get a calorie counting app. Unfortunately counting calories works but isn’t easy.
Nah I have a cheap Walmart phone, it barely handles the internet lol.
Yes I suppose if this latest endeavor doesn’t work out I will have to go back to calorie counting. It would just be nice if I could find a “way” of eating that just worked for me.
If you’re trying to lose weight, then you have to eat less calories or exercise more to burn calories. Counting calories by writing them down in a pad might work. Fad diets can trick you into eating less calories for a while, that’s all.
I think we need to be more concerned with forgiving ourselves for what we have done before we learn to forgive others.
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“Forgive others, not because they deserve the forgiveness, but because you deserve peace”.
~Johnathan Lockwood Hule
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True forgiveness is treating someone better after forgiving them than you did before they did the thing you had to forgive them for.