We were playing with an autoharp app on our phone and came up with some song lyrics:
Dieters lament
I wish the skinny young people
Would jump in the lake
Leave us poor big folk
To enjoy our cake
I tried eating carrots
Oatmeal and bran
I think of these things
When I sit on the can
I know I should be healthy,
Wealthy and wise
But I just can’t help
Getting a side order of fries
Someday my waist will be half of my height
But for now I will love
Scarfing from the fridge at night.
All things will pass
A hundred years from now
And no one will really care
If I ate a herd of cow.