When I was in Denmark, one day i was watering the plants in yard when I heard something whining from the inside of pot.
It was like the kitten was crying or like the plant was crying itself. I started digging the ground and there she was, the sweetest little creature, dark green frog. Well she wasn’t so little, more like a chubby frog. She had that belly and it moved like the frog had too many hamburgers.
And when I started to cuddle her, whining has stopped. Now she was just blinking at me with that uncertain look.
And I had to shower her because she was all muggy. Then we played with her, chased her around the yard and made her a flower necklace.
So I kissed the chubby Danish frog.
It was a smart frog, and well behaved.