A kengaroo walks into a bar

[anon22646328]

Joke for finland

Since we’re making jokes: A bride, her groom, and a drunk guy walk into a bar. the pre-wedded couple is visiting America for the first time. in fact, it’s the first time they’ve been outside their homeland. In fact, the bride is wearing her bride dress all over the place because she’s so excited. after a few drinks, she stubbles unto the floor. the groom goes to help her, but the drunk guy dives in and picks her up. he looks at her and says: “you must be Asian?” A bartender shouts, “hey, that’s racist!” the groom shouts, “how would you know?” the drunk guy says, " well when I was picking her up, the underside of her dress read ‘Maiden China.’"

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@77nick77

Are you sure he wasn’t hopping?

I was jumped by a kangaroo