3 rules for pre-farting

Check out the ventilation (If it’s too stuffy, find a better place.)
Check out the company you’re in. (The first time I tried that, one of my friends followed suit - great fun)
Check out your body temperature. (You might have shocked your own self.)

Guaranteed, you’ll be a better person from behind. :nose:

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That’s brilliant ! Thanks for making me smile @PinCushion

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Don’t ya just hate the ones that just slip out lol :laughing:

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Yes lol 15charcters

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Watery farts sound most disgusting. Lol

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And they leave stains.

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Yes, sometimes anyways. It’s disgusting and annoying.

I mostly get stains from discharge so I wear thin panty liners every day. I think it’s normal :thinking:

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Mostly I think it’s interesting how we don’t like other people’s farts but we like our own. Or at least don’t mind it lol.

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:rofl:

Gotta love a good fart joke…

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I’ll fart the red off roses.

:thinking:

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My farts are extra juicy because of my IBS

Now thats the chordy we know! :blush::blush::blush:

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Also make sure it’s a fart and not the other

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Shart 15151515 1515 151515

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