I moved and a fart came out

Sheesh. Talk about innocent!

Thank you for sharing. :joy:

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Light the fires across every hill top. Gondor must know the news…

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I am told we are taught to believe our excretions smell bad, that we do not come by this idea naturally. What if I think I stink so nice? I’d become a successful salesman.

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I was at the charity shop and felt a fart come while near workmates so I ran to the loo but I tripped and fell and it came out :weary:

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Wind makes the sails fill up and the boat to go forward… It does feel good when you rip a loud one though you must admit.

did it smell nice…?

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I have a 3 year old… who will run across the house threatening to fart on me… and then he does… friday he held a poop so long he didnt make it to the bathroom in time… and i learned the downfalls of having brown carpet… stepping in poo bare foot could be the worst thing ever.

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Keep the fires going with natural gas emissions. :rofl:

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