So, i caved finally.
I had to get it off my chest.
I could live with this no longer.
I marched in to talk to the priest in the confessional.
He ask “have you sinned?”
And i say “yes father, i sin bad this time.”
He ask “what is your sin my son?”
I answer honestly “well, father, i ■■■■ your wife last night. does god forgive me for ■■■■■■■ your wife?”
So he get very mad and i get thrown out.
Oh no, this is fact, complete fact, i promise.
And as everyone know i a very honest person.
A man of my word threw and threw.
But is it a ruse if not trying to get nothing? Nope.
Wow, wesley get thrown out?!
Nice job there wes, see you soon buddy!
Maybe we compare third eyes? But i probably get jealous of you.
Wesley is the man.
welp maybe go to a different priest ?
Well, maybe, hope i don’t have sex with his wife to.
Oh well i still try i guess.
You can do it!!! Not his wife just behave! 
Well i try to tell the last one that it’s okay because god forgive me but he no listen.
I feel bad about it to because it was very nice church and they throw smoke around there like professional.