Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now there just called the islands.
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Chuck norris makes onions cry
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Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
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The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Pee Wee Herman was once arrested for masturbating in public. On the same day Chuck Norris was awarded for masturbating in public.
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When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in three moves.
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Chuck norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books he stares them down till they give him the information
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer too bad he never cry’s
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Chuck Norris is fake. He aint strong. If he was, he’d come to my house smack me and slam my head into the keyboar@#$%^uigfvjtKkjihOohiI)($#@jjkfxdsgfhuzuisgdsaguvnvz~+
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The dinosaurs once looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way you know what happened to them
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If Chuck Norris is so scary he would come to my house and kick down the door and punch me out of the Universe
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
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