Do ninjas catch colds? Or do colds catch ninjas? 
I don’t know, but nobody catches Chuck Norris.
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It’s too bad Chuck Norris didn’t get into the ultimate fighting ring. I bet he would have been really good at it.
Chuck Norris wears the ultimate fighting ring, because any ring he has on thus becomes the ultimate fighting ring.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.