Having a one-night stand with someone you don’t know is a cold meaningless experience.
But as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s a pretty good one.
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Did you hear about the coffee cup that got robbed? It was mugged. Pfft!
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I’m Cheddar Cheese and I’m drier the sharper I get because sarcasm is the most intelligent form of humor.
I’m proud to say I made that one up myself while staring at the extra sharp cheddar package I had while making a sandwich despite the joke being really cheesy. Oh god, someone stop me.
Who said that? Groucho marx? I think woody Allen gets credit for it sometimes. Or did woody Allen actually say it first.
My favorite Groucho Marx one liner was when he was asked if he believed in life after death and Groucho said “with the way things are going, I don’t believe in life before it”.
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I heard Woody Allan say it. I don’t know if Groucho Marx said it first.