Worst invention ever

To me the worst invention ever is time . I think when we started counting years and hours and the everything else is when we started becoming miserable. To me, heaven is the absence of time. So much less pressure if you take time out of the equation of life.

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We’ve been measuring time since the beginning of time.

Sunrise, sunset.

Everyone is always counting…

Sunrises and sunsets are ok but that’s where I draw the line

1,2,3 dark times etc… since I did _____. I wish I was a indegenous person in the Amazon where they have no seasons so no need for time.

Well they still have rainy seasons so I guess that’s their seasons… But if the weather was the same all year long and you were isolated you probably wouldn’t pay attention to anything more than days

Yeah,

But even in the absence of seasons,

You would age.

And that is the ultimate time crunch.

I wouldn’t mind ageing as much if they didn’t label it so much :nerd_face::rage:

I think the worst invention ever is the electric can opener.

I mean some guy actually thought to himself…“This 3 or 4 turns of my wrist is an outrageous waste of my damn time! There MUST be a better way!!”

And hence he developed the most ridiculous money-waster of all time.

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Something to do with our biological clock?

Lol!!! 15151515151515

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Pardon me dear sir, but thyme is a respectable plant. In fact I don’t know of another plant enjoying the same flawless reputation.

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Poison Ivy toilet paper is one but seriously imfuo it’s those jars with half peanut butter and half jelly. I don’t get that one. :slight_smile:

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Of course, the least thought-out invention has to be the Jesus Light Switch cover…

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Omg :open_mouth: lmao :laughing: hahaha ha ha ha lmao :rofl:. Did they do it on purpose lol :laughing:

Wait no. That’d be messed!

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@PatrickT ROTG LMAO

I had to look hard to see the joke. It looks so innocent. But I won’t judge it. Every one has their turn ons.

:slight_smile:

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Worst invention ever? Allow me to nominate

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Anyone remember those spray-on hair commercials?

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Not sure how this turns out on a rainy day without an umbrella.

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I hear heaven is constant daylight. No nighttime.

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That would be cool but Idk how they know!

My mom says the worst invention ever is the mirror.

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