When I was little I used to ask if I could have a bitskit instead of a biscuit, and for years I thought that the opposite of concave was excave instead of convex… My current boyfriend corrected me on that one, I’ve never known him laugh so much!
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When my younger brother was about 2 years old, he would pronounce “yellow” as “lellow”. I tried to teach him to say it correctly by drawing out the pronunciation as “ye-llow”. The lesson failed and he pronounced it as “eee-lellow” for the next year or so. 
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I thought bathing suit was babysuit when I was young. A fever was a beaver. Mayo was mayno. When I was 12 or something I thought masturbate was mastermate.
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