I once told a nurse that I had blood in my semen. I’m a girl. I meant feces.
“Asscatcher” instead of “ashcatcher.”
When I was a kid, a doctor asked me about my school. I said it was great! Then I realized he said “stool”, as in poop. I had given a very enthusiastic answer.
Oh. That’s hilarious
I always thought it was a “bowel removement” up until high school when my mom finally corrected me.
Me and a friend used to say “hoovering” instead of hovering.
Oh that’s just cute !!!
I always thought it was “anti-toxidants” for foods that helped prevent cancer. Actually it is “antioxidants”. Learned that in my forties.
I’m removing my rude comment
I use to think that line from “Blinded by the light” was “wrapped up like a douche” when in actuality it’s “wrapped up like a deuce”. IDK. That’s the only thing I can think of off the top of my head.
My sister used to think, when she was a kid, that the pledge of allegiance said “and to the republic for Richard Sands”. Instead of “and to the republic for which it stands.”
My high school friend was spending the night at my house. While she was in the shower she asked me ,”What do I do with my pad?” (As in menstrual pad). I said, “We usually just wrap ours in toilet paper and put them in the trash.”
So after she finished I went to use the bathroom and I see a towel wrapped in toilet paper on the bathroom counter. I think we had a misunderstanding lol
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