Goofy things we say

[Loke]

I once told a nurse that I had blood in my semen. I’m a girl. I meant feces.

[cdwithdcs]

“Asscatcher” instead of “ashcatcher.”

[Kip-Kipper]

When I was a kid, a doctor asked me about my school. I said it was great! Then I realized he said “stool”, as in poop. I had given a very enthusiastic answer.

[Loke]

Oh. That’s hilarious

[77nick77]

I always thought it was a “bowel removement” up until high school when my mom finally corrected me.

[77nick77]

Me and a friend used to say “hoovering” instead of hovering.

[Loke]

Oh that’s just cute !!!

[77nick77]

I always thought it was “anti-toxidants” for foods that helped prevent cancer. Actually it is “antioxidants”. Learned that in my forties.

[Loke]

I’m removing my rude comment

[Bowens]

I use to think that line from “Blinded by the light” was “wrapped up like a douche” when in actuality it’s “wrapped up like a deuce”. IDK. That’s the only thing I can think of off the top of my head.

My sister used to think, when she was a kid, that the pledge of allegiance said “and to the republic for Richard Sands”. Instead of “and to the republic for which it stands.”

[Loke]

@Bowens

and to the republic for Richard Sands”. Instead of “and to the republic for which it stands.

That’s funny
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[Loke]

My high school friend was spending the night at my house. While she was in the shower she asked me ,”What do I do with my pad?” (As in menstrual pad). I said, “We usually just wrap ours in toilet paper and put them in the trash.”

So after she finished I went to use the bathroom and I see a towel wrapped in toilet paper on the bathroom counter. I think we had a misunderstanding lol