Y’all need to get right with the flying spaghetti monster! Find the Santa made of hot air and stories. Then you’ll stop idolized these mall flesh and blood wannabes!
I don’t want santa to be real. He is creepy. He watches little boys and little girls sleep. He watches them in private when they think they aren’t being watched which is why they do naughty things. He knows where everybody lives. And he sneaks into your house and steals milk and cookies. How is society okay with this!?
Estimating Santa’s sleigh payload at 353,000 tons, travelling at 650 miles per second, creates enormous air resistance (heat). The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, Santa Clause WILL BURST INTO FLAMES.
By the time most of us get schizophrenia the presents stop coming in so there’s no proof to such a delusion. Out delusions have some validity in something we witnessed or heard even though they are false. My delusion that I had a sister I did not have was based on the fact my father cheated on her.
Was just a thought was a girl I met in hospital like 2001 bump into her ever now and then. Second last time I saw her I think she was psychotic. Refereed me as Santa. Think the actual comment was something like “shut Father Christmas you pedophile.”. Took me ages to workout she was unwell. So does happen.