Why does no one have sz delusions that Santa is real? 🎅

If we are going hogwild here and we can have delusions in anything, why not in Santa Claus? Has anyone ever had or heard of a Santa delusion?

As a note, Im sure that if someone did have that delusion it would he as terrible as any other. But Christmas has got me thinking is all.

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because he is real. :slight_smile:

a lot of people don’t think so though, I think. :disappointed:

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Where does he come from? Who gave him his job?

What do you mean Santa isn’t real? I’ve been seeing him in neighborhoods everywhere.

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Do humans exist outside of the milky way? what is the speed of the expanding universe? :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s not a delusion, everyone knows santa is real :triumph: jeez

Yeah I can confirm, I saw him at the mall…

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Y’all need to get right with the flying spaghetti monster! Find the Santa made of hot air and stories. Then you’ll stop idolized these mall flesh and blood wannabes!

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What if…he’s real, and we’re delusional that he’s not.?

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It would really depend on if they make medication for that and if we have enough for everybody.

I don’t want santa to be real. He is creepy. He watches little boys and little girls sleep. He watches them in private when they think they aren’t being watched which is why they do naughty things. He knows where everybody lives. And he sneaks into your house and steals milk and cookies. How is society okay with this!?

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because its not scary enough.

It’s kind of scary if you think about it.

Let’s all disrespect my homeland’s holiday now. :slight_smile:

all trash-talking of my homeland’s holiday shall commence… NOW! :smiley:

Estimating Santa’s sleigh payload at 353,000 tons, travelling at 650 miles per second, creates enormous air resistance (heat). The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, Santa Clause WILL BURST INTO FLAMES.

Merry Christmas!

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maybe because he gives you presents rather than spies on you and has you followed

By the time most of us get schizophrenia the presents stop coming in so there’s no proof to such a delusion. Out delusions have some validity in something we witnessed or heard even though they are false. My delusion that I had a sister I did not have was based on the fact my father cheated on her.

What do you mean? I saw him today.

Because its so benign, no one gets hurt if santa claus is real. No stress. We have delusions about things which will stress us out.

Was just a thought was a girl I met in hospital like 2001 bump into her ever now and then. Second last time I saw her I think she was psychotic. Refereed me as Santa. Think the actual comment was something like “shut Father Christmas you pedophile.”. Took me ages to workout she was unwell. So does happen.