I still believe and i have seen him
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I hope lockdown doesn’t affect him !
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They’re good. Here’s a pic of Mr. and Mrs. Clause obeying public health guidance:
Photographic proof!
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I know for a fact that the elves were some of the first people to receive mandatory COVID vaccinations…after all, I literally live about 15 miles from North Pole, Alaska. Santa has extremely good contacts with the government, as he needs them to allow him thru “no fly” zones every year… he’s also essential to our national GDP.
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IDK. Some people claim he’s a mythical figure who doesn’t exist.
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never meet the man…
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“You can’t fool me, there’s no such thing as a sanity clause!” - Chico Marx
Night at the Opera
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Hes as real as everything else about the holiday
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I had moved into an apartment one time and my neighbor was an older man by the name of Kris Kringle who owns a very nice red car what’s the word Santa Claus on front I asked you one time if he thought Santa was real he responded by telling me he had joined the club many years ago just for Santa’s around the world although I have moved from there since then I never will forget tonight him and I got drunk I made all my mom’s Christmas cookies up
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I think Santa came down the chimney just to prove to kids that they could get through the birth canal. Tight squeeze but it can be done.
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What if Santa Clause was very skinny.
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His sack of toys is still big.
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S A N T A
S A T A N
thisprogramisreallyf*ckingannoying
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“Whattaya got in yer SACK, Big Boy?” 
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A story, a story, a story.
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I saw him last night ,im not sure why it was scary, I’ve been good this year.
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For the kids who get what they wanted for Christmas. Ofc he is real.
Pretty sure Krampus took over a long time ago.
Either he’s real or the Easter bunny has been lying to me all these years.
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