What to do when I want a coke

But too fat to move myself to the conveenice store?

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Drink a bunch of water and than see if you want that coke anymore. :duck::duck::duck:

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If you were rich you could do delivery, but it is still a waste of money. Also coke should be considered unfit for human consumption

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True true.

But it makes me feel good.

I need a quick fix, today.

Opt for a coke zero aka a drink fit for human consumption! (I don’t like coke but like coke zero)

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Hippos will get the coke for you

hippos get their shopping bags and croc shoes ready
:hippopotamus::hippopotamus::hippopotamus::hippopotamus::hippopotamus:

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Lol they wear Croc shoes do they. Such sweet and friendly hippoes.i bless them with a little extra money to buy some special hippo treats

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I had a phase where I preferred Coke zero but now I like full fat again! But thanks for the advice :heart_eyes:

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@LittleMissSlothy coke zero or tea (with sweetener for the tea) of some kind would be a healthier option but if you’d rather have regular coke I guess you’ll have to get up

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@LittleMissSlothy I understand

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OK sure I’ll just move my fat ass to the store. At least I have music :smiling_imp:

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I heard you can clean a toilet with coke. Since then I cannot bring myself to drink coke. It’s full of chemicals.

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I just make myself a soda:

In my case I have Pepsi Zero syrup and I add four shots of Torani Sugar Free Black Cherry Syrup to the bottle and then I carbonate it. A lovely and inexpensive beverage without leaving my home. Ingredients can be ordered through Amazon as well if you’re serious about the not leaving your home bit.

Everything you ingest is full of chemicals. Don’t they teach that in school across the pond?

:blush:

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It means you go without.

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What your last slave died of ?

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Lol are u talking to me or Nick

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Its a funny reply when someone ask you for favour, because of laziness.

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I do ask my brother sometimes. To get me my Coke. I give him money to be my slave

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Apparently free people have duties and slaves have rights. I was thinking about it awhile ago.

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Don’t we all humans have rights? Not just slaves

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