What if…………?

Dog farts sounded like human farts? How entertaining would that be. I’m inspired by my dog right now who is ripping silent but deadly farts after eating a broccoli stalk out of the garbage. I’m just picturing him ripping farts and it’s making me smile.

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Sometimes they do.

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My rottweilers farts sounded pretty human, but my cats’ farts are very silent.

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One of my old dogs used to scare herself when she farted and it came out that way. She would get up and look behind herself like “what the hell was that?”.

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Not sure how real this is

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My dogs’ farts do!

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I’ve heard dogs fart before. They are little tiny things. I mean like a ripper. I’ve never heard a dog rip ass before

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Haha. Do you laugh?

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i dont know if u would want a dog to rip a huge fart considering they dont wear pants and will shoot out tiny fecal matter with a big fart

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My giant dog (Great Pyr) farts every day. The farts sound whistle-y. And oh man, do they stink. :nauseated_face:

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Cat farts are the worst. They are so peculiar that you cannot blame it on anyone else in the room.

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My cat never farts! But it sure stinks when he uses his litter box.

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Relatable :stuck_out_tongue:

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I don’t think I knew cats farted. I’ve never heard one before. Farts make the world go round

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