Just saying, lots of hot wind 
First time is always the hardest.
Best wishes.
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try holding your breath now 
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Near silent, but deadly 
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That explains climate change 
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Too much information.
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You can blame it on the dog if you want.
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Beans, beans, beans?
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No dog farts are well you know. Horrific.
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I live alone so I fart 
all the time
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That happened to me one time. This really cute guy who I really liked was visiting me and you know those farts that are silent and you can’t hold in even if you want to?
Well one slipped out and man !!! It stunk so bad!!! Neither one of us said anything but I was embarrassed 
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Heck, somehow the dog manages to fart even if I’m in the car with just my family. Darned dog.
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So sad. 1515151515
Ps. My uncle told a story. Three guys were in the cab of a truck driving to go hunting. Well they brought their dog with them. Well one of the guys in the truck farted. And the dog threw up. True story
We are so elegant to talk about farts
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Poor dog!
My sister has been taking note of her dog’s reactions, or lack thereof, when she farts. Apparently, her dog gives no indication that it has noticed her farting.
And I have absolutely no idea why my sister is even paying attention to this!
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If this is the lasting impression you want people on here to have of you…
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A wise man once said “Never trust a fart”
I have found that to be very, very true.
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i drink sparkling water and soda. fart loud all day feels nice. let them rip.
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It happens!
Yep I look on this site and find people threatening to commit suicide, complaining about not having partners, saying they want to go off their meds, saying they had gained weight, and other depressing issues and then I see that someone had farted. Well I think I’ll put a lighter to that.
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haha blizzard did you see that you tube. fart to lighter. bwahaha
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