I went to a restaurant with my friend. He actually knew the waitress. She was the owners daughter he said. He said hi how are you really friendly to her and then she said I’m good and smiled at me instead.
I was feeling really anxious tho
Anyways we ordered burgers
It was $3 off burgers Tuesday we didn’t realize
Well she was so anxious to give us our burgers she gave us the wrong tables burgers
I ate a few fries she comes over really embarrassed and says THOSE BURGERS WERE FOR THEM OVER THERE
like she trusted us. Any other patron she would’ve played it a different way
Anyways they took em back to the kitchen. Added a few fries. Gave em to the couple
Fifteen minutes later our burgers come out.
Yummy
The bill came out to $21 and I gave her a 7.50 tip on the cc and my friend gave her a $5 tip in cash
So I’d say we made it worth her embarrassment
Why am I attracted to people when they make mistakes I find it cute for some reason
I wanted to give her more but I didn’t wanna make it too obvious I liked her
I was at the Buffalo House with my people one night and this waitress must have been new as she was all jittery and stuff. We ordered our drinks and then later our food. Long story short she was by me reaching across the table for someone’s cup and she pulled back the cup and accidentally spilled my 3/4 full Coke all over my lower shirt and shorts. Haha!
She got so red and was totally humiliated. Poor thing. She was so embarrassed that she said my meal was free or taken care of. I tried to tell her it was okay but she wouldn’t have it. Needless to say I left a $5 tip anyways and there was at least eight of us there.
I get crushes on my teachers. And sometimes my doctors. I had a crush on my former, 22 year old, piano teacher. She was my son’s age! My son had a crush on her too. She was very beautiful.
I have a longstanding crush on my present piano teacher too. And he’s a happily married man with grandchildren. I call him sir.
And now, I think I may be developing a little crush on my Spanish tutor, idk. It’s too early to tell. Last week I told her that her lips were very beautiful and she smiled and nodded knowingly. She’s no dummy. She has a PhD. in biology.
When I was a new waitress, I did that. Spilled pop all over my customers lap. I apologized but my customers weren’t having it. They were very angry with me and complained to my boss. I was so shook up and upset that I quit that day. I haven’t worked a job since. That was 23 years ago.
When I have a crush on a stranger I center myself and think “after I tell them I’m sz and live with my mom they prob won’t be interested” and then I go about my day and look at memes lol.
The last crush I had was on the IT guy that used to come out to work on the computers in the office at the casino I worked at. He was my age and had spiked blonde hair and a good bod. I thought he was so cute. Whenever I would pass him in the hall he would try to make eye contact with me, but I was too smitten. I thought he was way out of my league. Well one day, me and my girlfriend/coworker were in back at our lockers by the office and I was round back behind the lockers and I could hear her in her locker as I went for a piece of gum out of my purse. I went to ask her if she wanted a piece just as I pulled out a condom instead by accident right as that guy I had a crush on walked behind the lockers and saw me sitting there holding up a condom saying “do you want a piece?”. I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. He just laughed it off.
nothing wrong if you like someone, its natural, i crushes at alot of girls in past i wish i said hi. Just say hi, how are you. dont have to go to hard the first time, just say hello thats all i think.
There was a pretty girl I liked at the local store that I had a hunch liked me. I went there quite frequently so I guess I was able to tell. So one day I walked in and after I made my purchase I handed her a small evenlope with a letter containing my first name and number. And I said “Here’s what I owed you for last week”. Like I knew her from before, because her coworkers were standing in the background, so I didn’t want to make it obvious what was going on. But after doing it I was really nervous, like what if she didn’t like me and told her coworkers what I had done…that would have been a real drag. But anyways, she did get in touch and we went on a few dates, but we weren’t right for each other.
Funny enough I have only pulled a stunt like that a couple of times. The second time it didn’t work, and that was at some italian restaurant in town. I went there frequently, and one day the waitress came with two buns of toast instead of one that was served complementary with each meal. She offered no explenation why I got two, so I took it as a sign there was something going on. Actually there probably was, but maybe I just played it wrong. I left her my number, which was a bit risky because I wasn’t sure if she would be the one clearing the table. Lets just say things didn’t go exactly as planned. Embarassing.
No stunts from me since then, but I think it’s in large part because my health has been poor for the last 6-7 years. Luckily things have gotten better lately, so maybe I will feel I have something to offer again in the near future.
When I have a crush on a stranger I say to them in a suave goombah voice “Hey baby, check out these pythons! Wanna come over to my apartment for a mean plate of pasta?”
There’s a problem with a romantic interest being a stranger. If they remain so you’ll one day be looking back on an empty relationship with someone you thought you knew. It’s difficult to bridge that gap when you are schizophrenic and I wouldn’t consider it a great story unless you are actually dating her. I could give you dozens of such stories about something like that but I have nothing to show you for it. If you really like her make it obvious. Otherwise she may never know.
Best not to hit in female employees on their workplaces. 99% of them hate being zoomed by men on the job. Unless you’re handed a phone number on a note, try to have a “leave it well enough alone” policy.
