Here are a few of mine:
Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits, I gotta get me some Kibbles and Bits
Window World - Simply the Best for Less
(tune - I write the songs)
I let the farts that make the young girls cry. I let the farts that put a tear in your eye.
And last but not least:
Ward… Don’t you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?
Buddhist mantra:
“Om mani padme hum”
Dr dre and tbone:
“Smoke weed everyday”
Friday the movie
"You got knocked the fck out!"
"Hey everybody Smoky’s over here taking a sht"
The Interview the movie
"I got stank dck, seriously man you got to smell this, my dck stinks! Its weird how i cant stop smelling it tho"
Those off the top of my head
OMG - I thing I’'ll stick with mine
Jesus tits Margaret! From a friend & former coworker
Boy you got a pantie on your head. From Raising Arizona
I ain’t afeared! From my family not sure if it’s from somewhere else over the top hillbilly accent required
Boosh! From Frisky Dingo
My family does a lot of silly accents, so I inherited that. We have family in Wisconsin/Minnesota so that one is always fun.
They just always make me laugh. I enjoy the low brow humor.
But the buddhist mantra is what i recite using my prayer beads when troubled and need to meditate to recenter. Helps me tremendously, staves off the psychosis at times. Really works for me. Sometimes reciting over 108 times when severily troubled. Engraved a few times, front and back, on my wedding ring. My savior most days.
Went to a bookstore to buy my kid a stuff for school. Saw this notebook. At the school section. Well there’s your saying: time changes.
I like that pussy monologue in From Dusk till Dawn. 
It ends with: " if we ain’t got it, you don’t want it".
“Maybe in the next life”
‘I do not know’ … hey but seriously I do not know … but @HuckFinn 's music is great.
“Being right all the time nearly killed me.” - AA aphorism
