Well, all the couples are off having their romantic Valentines evenings now so

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it’s time to talk about them.

Ok, maybe not so much talk about them, but to state what’s good about the single life.

I’ll just try to think of few and leave room for others to add.

  1. I can do what I want , when I want to, free from any obligations.
  2. I don’t have to spend a bunch of money on Valentines day
  3. I can go to sleep in the middle of the afternoon if I’m tired. A bit of a specific example of “do what I want, when I want to”
  4. The relative peace and quiet.
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It’s cheaper paying for one person than 2.

I can pass gas with no one to complain :grin:

And it’s quiet!

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  1. No one to confer with before being able to spend my money.
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  1. You ain’t gotta put up with anyone B’s lol
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Haha!

I bought myself another bucket hat and some sweatpants for my VD gift.

:joy:

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Valentines Day abbreviated is VD and Venereal Disease abbreviated is VD….coincidence? I think not:)

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We gonna talk about that lipstick Maggie left on your cheek?

And why you put lipstick on your dog in the first place?

:smirk:

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Now, you can’t prove that. Maybe she got into the drawer on her own.

Also, intruder alert! The couples have infiltrated our thread! Abandon ship!

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I can buy candy for myself. No one is disappointed in my cheap gift to myself. I don’t have to pay a babysitter. I’m not worried about trying to impress a woman on $914 a month, or losing her to a guy with a good job.

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I just had a bag of sour tangfastic haribos. I guess it’s my valentines treat to myself. :rose:

My poor pancreas though. That is a lot of sugar.

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I’m enjoying a nice cup of coffee with my Valentine…myself:) Myself is a big enough pain in the behind without any need for another person to cause me distress lol

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I had a certain women over. But i was glad she went home. Dont try and re-arrange my Man Cave lol.

And no, there wasnt a bunk up. I cant afford the Sildnafil lol.

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Not all couples had a romantic evening last night.

My husband is sick and stayed in bed all day.

Had to take the day off work and everything.

Sorry, I want to get laid too, but I’m not getting whatever it is he has.

We had a socially distanced Valentine’s Day.

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