Are you doing anything special on valentine?
If not - if yes - what do you think about valentine?
Iāll take my imaginary girlfriend out for an imaginary meal, buy her imaginary flowers, and surprise her at 4am.
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Lol - ?!
yeah - sometimes it is the same with/without I am just wasting some time.
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I am not even gonna get a present - I donāt know what to do.
For a real love everyday is valentine, however its good to have a day for loversā:couple_with_heart_woman_man:
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Iām not taking out my GF this year, to much trouble to do so, take her out of the box, blow her up, dress her blahā¦
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Try to restrain yourself from putting imaginary trackers on her imaginary phone. Thatās creepy.
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Your girlfriend made it into this song! Roxy Music wrote a song about her. I didnāt realise you were dating someone famous.
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Sad point with me as was seeing a girl diagnosed with bipolar about 6 years ago on the 15th Feb took her own life. Still messing me around with dating. So no plains as such.
Anyway Rhymes not to be used on Valentineās Day.
Violets are wimpy,
Roses are thorny.
Wear something skimpy
āCause I sure am horny.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Orchids are expensive
Will dandelions do?
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I watch your every move
With never-ending ardor.
So what the hellās the deal
With the restraining order?
I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
Iād probably have fled instead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
God made me pretty, but what happend to you!
My love for you is like a rose
One thatās dead and never grows.
Your lips and mine, one and the same.
But before we kiss, remind me your name.
My darling, my love, youāve stolen my heart,
My wallet and my car, you thieving tart!
Happy Valentineās Day
To a wife with panache.
How I wish you would wax off
That tickly moustache!
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowlās empty and so is your head.
I long for you both night and day
To pack your bags and go away!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
My feelings for you did never wane,
The hate, the spite, they still remain.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But donāt take that paper bag off of your face
Roses are red, violets are blue,
a kippers a fish, that smells like you.
Lets not despair, lets live in hope,
That one day youāll discover soap.
In matters of both the mind and heart
I think itās best we stay apart
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, Iām good at telling lies!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I may be in love,
But just not with you.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
Thatās why I always wake up screaming
Violets are blue.
Roses are pink,
Did you just fart,
Or is that your feet that really stink.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe āgo to hellā
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life has been hell
Since I met you.
Love is grand
Divorce is a hundred grand
Roses are blue, Violets are red,
Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He gave me a black eye
So I gave him two
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There I made it more romantic. 
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Iām gonna be so cheesy this Valentines day for my boyfriend. Last year I made him a small cake with (hand shaped) chocolate hearts and our initials on it. This year, Imma make him chocolate chip pancakes in the morning before he wakes up (not hard since he wakes up at like noon 
), get him a cute stuffed animal and cheesy card, give him a book Iāve been working on that has hand drawn favorite memories we have together and some poems that remind me of him, and not sure what else. Valentines Day is ten days after our one and a half year anniversary so I might save the book of memories for our two year anniversary.
One of my best friends hasnāt had a valentine at all, so Iām gonna buy her a big box of chocolate and a stuffed animal and a cheesy card and flowers and whatnot 
Also might take her to dinner or make it a friend valentine thing and have a āfamilyā dinner with the close friends
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thatās cool and have fun =)
Thank you! ^-^ I kinda wish we could do something on here, like send digital valentines, but I wouldnāt wanna make anyone feel like theyāre getting hacked 
I canāt remember being courted valentine or any of my x bf ever celebrating itā¦
Not sure how will go this year or what to do but every day should be love day but sure special outing can be sweet .
Here is a Valentineās Day poem I wrote:
I want to swim in the crystal oceans of your eyes,
I want to feel your precious heart beating,
As we float in ecstasy across the skies,
I long for your tender caress,
And the sweetness of your emotion,
I envy the clothes that hold your every motion,
A simple touch would mean so much to me,
A simple kiss would set us free,
I feel you tremble as we embrace,
I hear you sigh as I touch your face,
Beautiful and fascinating,
It would be cruel to keep me waiting,
Your love means everything to me,
Youāre all I need, canāt you see?
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I think weāll decorate the apartment with hearts~otherwise another single Valentineās Day for me. Ah well.
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Dreamscape2
Love your poems!
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I am booked on coach trip for the whole day to Chester
When I get there I go to my favorate tea shop for hot apple pie and ice creamš
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Did you here what Kaye Middleton recently said to William?
I thought that I coul love no other until that is I met your brother