I don’t want to post the story because it includes much of my town.
A man who stole large amounts of stolen goods and had a Canada wide warrant against him. The police were having a hard time finding him. They were hoping someone would see him and call it in.
Okay so here’s the weird and funny part.
He decided to go to a restaurant have fries. There was no ketchup at his table so he went to steal ketchup from the next door restaurant. Someone called in on him. He tried to steal a car to get away but he didn’t have very far. That was pretty expensive fries and ketchup