This is funny 
When he gets out, I will be waiting there to marry him.
When I say I want treats, dammit I mean it
Sweet.
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@Brucewillis must be reading this and salivating.
well he got something to talk about while in jail.
creative crime
I suppose the fellow couldn’t hold the eggs, and, er, “creamed” his jeans.
(I’m so going to hell for that.)
Okay thing is how you gonna get to all of those eggs before they lose their freshness?
I like them too but I would never steal that many.
IDK, it says he was related to the mafia or organized crime. They could have sold them on the black market and maybe in other countries? I’m sure he didn’t steal them in order to eat them all himself.
Haha that goes to show you how messed up my thinking is, I just thought he loved them and wanted to eat them all. You have a good point he probably didn’t.
And your here to tell me the easter bunny doesn’t exist, 
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