We had this running inside joke where we would say “you’re a sausage” in this really weird New York Jew accent. The guy who started it was Jewish. We had a thing where we would photobomb and also take pictures of me taking a ■■■■. My friends would just open the door and take a picture of me taking a ■■■■, the pics are on Facebook and permanent. We also referred to smoking weed as “snacking” and would say “we’re gonna go buy some snacks” or “I snacked before school” and then when we got high the code word was “taco” and I would just get super ducking high and then be laughing and be like “dude ■■■■■■■ taco”
Me and my friend used to call butt sweat locknomus.
If a persons butt was sweating so much it came through thier close we called it modock.
We always used to threaten each other that we would kick each other in the “nards”. When we were coming down off of a marijuana high and we were really tired we would call it being “burnt”. Or “burnt out”.
When we saw a black cop cruising by we would say, “I smell burnt bacon”. I asked a number of African-Americans if this was racist and they said no and they thought it was actually funny.
Being high was being “ripped”. Now “ripped” means being muscular.
We referred to dumb people who bugged us and that we didn’t like as “sh*t for brains”.
One thing we said was kind of lame but when we were in high school we would smoke so much pot at one sitting that the world would turn black and light, black and light. We called it “strobe-lighting”.