it would not matter if my last brain cell popped I’m so frustrated I could drop
valentines day is just a marketing scam. its a good way for businesses to cash in 
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See if this helps any…Rhymes to avoid on Valentine’s Day
Violets are wimpy,
Roses are thorny.
Wear something skimpy
'Cause I sure am horny.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Orchids are expensive
Will dandelions do?
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I watch your every move
With never-ending ardor.
So what the hell’s the deal
With the restraining order?
I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I’d probably have fled instead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
God made me pretty, but what happend to you!
My love for you is like a rose
One that’s dead and never grows.
Your lips and mine, one and the same.
But before we kiss, remind me your name.
My darling, my love, you’ve stolen my heart,
My wallet and my car, you thieving tart!
Happy Valentine’s Day
To a wife with panache.
How I wish you would wax off
That tickly moustache!
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
I long for you both night and day
To pack your bags and go away!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
My feelings for you did never wane,
The hate, the spite, they still remain.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
Roses are red, violets are blue,
a kippers a fish, that smells like you.
Lets not despair, lets live in hope,
That one day you’ll discover soap.
In matters of both the mind and heart
I think it’s best we stay apart
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I may be in love,
But just not with you.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming
Violets are blue.
Roses are pink,
Did you just fart,
Or is that your feet that really stink.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life has been hell
Since I met you.
Love is grand
Divorce is a hundred grand
Roses are blue, Violets are red,
Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He gave me a black eye
So I gave him two
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