Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I guess I’m a violet, how about you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue
They’ll need dental records to identify you!
It’s from a movie, don’t remember which one…
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Roses are blue, violets are red
Looks like I’ve turned things on their head 
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Roses are blue, violets are red
I felt like I was dead, but really it was just the feeling of alien visitation going on in my head. But now it’s been said, that these were just delusions, I can tell, cuz I’ve been taking my meds!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Orchids are expensive
Will dandelions do?
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
God made me pretty, but what happend to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
a kippers a fish, that smells like you.
Lets not despair, lets live in hope,
That one day you’ll discover soap.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I may be in love,
But just not with you.
Violets are blue.
Roses are pink,
Did you just fart,
Or is that your feet that really stink.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life has been hell
Since I met you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He gave me a black eye
So I gave him two
Sorry all anti valentines day humor.