They never teach you how to implode at school

It’s just something I picked up with schizophrenia.

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While at the abortion clinic my ex was suddenly hungry for scrambled eggs. The doc was nice but said from now on use back door and come again.

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Don’t want to hear about it. But I have to admit, it’s pretty funny.

Sign at gay bar driveway entrance: Parking in Rear.

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LOL. And so often the truth.

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I was a neatly wrapped christmas time bomb

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