There is a giant worm living under our patio and I am going to attempt to forge a psychic link with it
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Psychic link? 15551515
Giant worm? 1515
What kind of giant worm? 
Well, whatever, if that’s your sorta thing to do, who said worms have advanced consciousness? I’d be less worried if you said aliens contacted you to be honest.
It is a very large earthworm that is highly intelligent
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And what do you plan on gaining from this interaction?
Are you on meds? Or you skipped a few idk
sorry but i dont believe you…
Are you saying the poster is lying?
no i am saying that i dont believe what he is saying.
I’ll post pictures
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Sounds good. Can’t wait.
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In for the pics 
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Cool, all you need is a giant hook, some giant fishing line, and a giant fishing pole and you’ll be off to the races. You can kill time by going fishing for giant fish.
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Earthworms are hermaphrodites.
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Good for your soil but terrible for a cricket pitch…
We use great black soil for our wicket block. It's full of clay! It goes rock hard with water and is great for a cricket ball with some pace and bounce!
Little bloody earthworms love this soil. It’s full of nutrients but they stick their butts up to the surface and poop out all this blacksoil. It’s such a drama cleaning up your cricket pitch and the bloody things usually have their tail hanging so when you take it off you see their segmented butt!
That is my relationship to earth worms!
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Earthworms are hidden, tubular, filled with world, hermaphrodite, and a queen worm could queenly in the Freddy Mercury sense.
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I’m so happy right now
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