I knew she was the one and only for me.
We locked eyes and I began to study her features, this wasn’t chemical, it was electric, it was lightning.
I began to feel the burn for her deep within my gut, it added to the experience. I knew it was her.
I never believed in love at first sight until then.
The burning grew and grew, even started to add twinges of pain.
I quickly became confused because it hurt more and more.
I then spontaneously combusted.
What I thought was true love was simply lighting on fire from the inside out. The woman standing there started screaming and I turned to ashes.
Damn you universe, damn you.