We were bored at one of the places where I worked once and came up with this. It’s always an ice breaker so have some fun with this one.
P.S I do know otherwise but they do have their uses… for example…
They don’t talk back.
They’re always there for you.
They don’t eat you out of house and home.
They are pretty clean.
They are very low maintenance.
They don’t leave the toilet seat up or down.
What can you come up with?
You can tell them whatever you want they wont run away.
They are dickless.
Previous can be argued.
The Teddy Bear was modeled after Theodore Roosevelt.
They are snuggly and don’t get tired of being snuggled
They are always in a good mood
They never drink all the coffee
They are cheap dates when the inflatable sheep has a hole in it.
My first Teddy bear was an Englishman.
Came with an old yugoslavian edition of english teaching books.We had a good time.
Basics. You gotta have a basics.
“Once you go “bear”, you never go back”.
My dog is my “Teddy Bear”
Once you go bald you never get old.
dont ask me to explain this
Hmmmmmmmmm. I don’t want to go there.
This is my new gf! Do you think she’s hot? My parents are pissed b/c they don’t believe a white should be dating a brown!
My ex-girlfriend was hairier than that!
Cant see a tree for the forest.
We’re way ahead of the curve bro! In 10 years fat hairy chicks are going to be all the rage! Hairy women = higher testosterone = higher libido!
No…The future belongs to a multipractic cyborgs . They’ll be able to do a few hand jobs at once.
In addition, to my beloved cat I have my four stuffed dragons. They protect me at night and I also carry the littlest green around with me n my backpack with my books. He protects me, prospers me, and gives me health, security, and happiness. Their hot fir blood perfectly resonates with my innate heart fire blood!
Will these cyborgs be hairy or dressed as bears? If so, then that’s even hotter!