Teddy bears are better than a partner because?

I guess they’ll be everything you want em to.
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This is mine perfect teddy match

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hah! cuffs and a mask! KINKY!

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Don’t know never had a inflatable sheep but each to their own.

Oh, the inflatable goat was in the shop being repaired.

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That’s just sad

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“why did God create women?” “because sheep can’t cook.” haha

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This thread turned out to be a tad misogynistic.

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It’s disturbing how this thread originally started out as an innocent thread about teddy bears and quickly devolved into misogyny, BDSM and bestiality. :stuck_out_tongue:

I blame it on sarad! such a bad influence! jk! :wink:

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you make me laugh :smile:
take care :alien:

Teddy bears love you and don’t even ask why. Sometimes human beings don’t.

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Yeah, her and Socrates are corrupting the youth of SZ.com, lol.

Teddy bears don’t make misogyny, BDSM and bestiality jokes. :sunglasses:

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Hah… its not mine nation that invented this :))

Who’s Socrates? Is he married?

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Socrates: one of the giants of philosophy in ancient Greece. He went around questioning everything about life and taught what he knew to anybody who cared enough to listen including young Greeks. He questioned authority and angered lots of people in Greece by making them look foolish, pompous and inept. He made lots of enemies and when he was an old man his enemies banded together and had him arrested and tried in court on charges of “corrupting the youth of Greece with his ideas”. He famously tried to defend himself but was found guilty and sentenced to death. He was forced to drink hemlock, a strong poison.

That apple pie is sexy by the way.

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I’m pretty sure she was being sarcastic about socrates :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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That crossed my mind.

Im flattered.

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Because they’re furry all over :slight_smile:

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